This is a live working list. I’ll be making notes and checking things off and adding more ideas as I go forward.
One at a time I will pluck an idea off of here and create new post about what I plan to do, what I’m doing, and how it all worked out when it’s done.
I Watch out now! Yeah, buddy.
IN PROGRESS
Acrimony and Cheese- Armadillo by Morning
- Covid Lockdown
ILLUSTRATIVE VECTOR SERIES
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- REDO
โญ๏ธ Cock of the Walk- โญ๏ธ Moral Relativity
โญ๏ธ Lesser of 2 Evils- โญ๏ธ Cigars and sexual awakening (1 Freud over Red with a wolf and woodsman puppets on hands reaching around her)
- Armadillo by Morning
- Appletini and Fig Leaf Bikini (no bottles, no angel/devil)
- Snakebites and Forbidden Delights (no bottles, no angel/devil)
- 7 years bad luck
Burlesque Existentialist – only one emo quote:- โI choose the black sheep over the unicorns and puppies.โ
- โIf on thoughts of death we are fed. Thus, a coffin, became my bed.โ
- “Thereโs no mercy in things. Thereโs not even a Great Beyond. Thereโs nothing.โ
- “There’s nothing in front of me but a black wall.โ
- “The point is there ainโt no point.”
- “Hang my head, drown my fear ’til you all just disappear.”
- Curiosity Killed the Cat
- Half Empty, Half Full
- โญ๏ธ Carrot and stick
- โญ๏ธ
Speed Demon Spider Monkey - โญ๏ธ
Heart Breaker - โญ๏ธ Cactus Nudes
- โญ๏ธ In cans
- โญ๏ธ On Wall (day of the dead skull with cactus in cranium)
- โญ๏ธ Ranch Motel with pin up maid
- Cactus and Flowers In Small Cans
- Skull –
- someone walked over my grave
- Permanent Vacation: skull with vacation scenery
- Surf Texas
- โญ๏ธ whistling past the graveyard
- monopoly man
๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐โ๐ป๐
PRINTS
๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐
- Armadillo
- Police
- Police Cars โ vandalized, burned, flippedโฆflowers, hope, renewal
- Portraits of cops who killed people: “I killed …”
- Condiments
- mayo
- what-a-burger
- mustards
- cactus text
- riff raff
- fuddy duddy
- topsy turvy
- mumbo jumbo
- wishy washy
- hot shot
- hush hush
- dilly dally
- hum drum
- pitter patter
- tip top
- wheeler dealer
- true blue
- pay heed
- cutting corners
- fiddle sticks
- holy smokes
- good golly
- dog gone
- Geez Louise
- gee whiz
- holy cow
- horse feathers
- cactus nudes
๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐๐พ๐จ๐
CONDIMENTS
๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ
- mayo triplets in fridge all opened and various amounts missing
- what-a-burger spicy ketchup
- mustards star
๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ซ๐ซ
ON DECK
Covid Cure- CoVid Lockdown
SOCIAL UNREST
๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธ
- Pink Shirt Pizza Sparrows and Black Umbrella Hawks
- Police Cars – vandalized, burned, flipped…flowers, hope, renewal
- Police Portraits – repeated, vandalized,
๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธโ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ๐บ๐ธ
PRICKLY PEARS TO CONSIDER USING
๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐
Ice cream: Blue bell, cows, cream,Prickly Pear: Ice Cream- Lone star
Shiner- Road signs
- Surf Texas – Wave and rig inside bull skull, Skeltons in hats in the eyes. Cactus behind
- Prickly pear – nudes
- Prickly pear and highway signs
- Prickly pear fiesta hat
- Prickly pear modular – critters hidden inside.
- Run for the Border
- Art drank – prickly pear growing in big soda cup, with crushed monster and toppled jaeger.
- Free Range, Suburban, Urban Chickens (cactus in ground, in a flower bed, in a pot)
๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐
LITTLE PEOPLE RIDING TEXAS CRITTERS
- Toad Stranglers and tight wranglers
- Jackrabbits and IKEA habits
- Freetails and garage sales
- Wild boars and thrift stores
- Armadillos and cigarillos.
- til the cows come home
with Texas slogans, idioms and cliches
- Donโt Mess With Texas
- You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
- Deep in the Heart of Texas
- Screw youโre, weโre from Texas
- Let’s sing another stupid Texas song
- Everything is bigger in Texas
- Ford is the Best in Texas
- Doing The Old Texas Two-Step
- Thatโs what I like about Texas
- I canโt remember the Alamo
- Texas cakewalk – hangin
NEW GOOD IDEAS
- Lost in the Sauce
- tiki luchadors
- Cedar fever and under achievers
- flotsam: plastic objects in ocean
- monkey with potential: dumb baby on throne, like a baby jesus only drooling and dumb
- big in japan
- meta as fuck: painting of tools used to make paintings.
- sushi and selfish urges
- racial discourse – lawn jockey (that’s racist)
- religious discourse
- buddha the hutt
- civil discourse
- luche hummels
- cutout – tubing
- Pickelhaube luche libre
- smoking monkey
- Murder weapons: utensils, grill, cow head
- soft pretzels and self pity
Mimosas and Mea culpas- All wretch and no vomit
- Angst a la Mode
- Devil accordion
- Get crazy with the cheese whiz
- Packaged Foods and Pious platitudes.
- Barbecued Foods and pious platitudes.
- Sending/posting Nudes and pious platitudes
- master-slave morality: pope puppet show
- Bad attitudes and pious platitudes.
- Jonah: Naked bald man, baby, reborn, in shallow water, pukey whale in back) – coughed up and self corrected (reborn)
- 3 on a Match(if three soldiers lit their cigarettes from the same match, one of the three would be killed)
- 3 sheets to the wind
- Alpha and Omega (god is a frat boy)
- Gadzooks = God’s Hooks (nails)
- Bad News Comes in 3’s
REDO
- 6 of one 1/2 dozen
- Apologist Accepted
- Carrot and Stick
- Decline of the Bourgeois
- All the Credit, None of the Blame
Acrimony and CheeseDelayed Gratification- Cowboys
- political discourse
TEXAS SIGNS
๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ
- Alamo Candy
- Fiesta Spices
- Big Top Cafe
- Randy’s
- Jims
- Bill Miller Animal Heads
- Momma Margy’s
- Fred’s
- Burger Boy
- Schilo’s Deli
- Ranch Motel
- Pig Stand
- HEB
- Henry’s
- Cavender’s
- Red McCombs
- Whataburger
- old school pizza hut
- La Playa
๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐โ๏ธ
MONKEY HUMMELS
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Monkeys with money and guns.Monkeys with car keysSuperstitious MonkeysDrunk monkeys- Monkeys with emotional support animals
- Monkey with a mortgage
- Monkeys with ikea habits.
- Weโre all just monkeys in shoes
- Weโre all just monkeys in skinny jeans
- Talking monkeys
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TACOS
๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ
- Narcissus Jesus looking at image in tortilla. Cow head and big red devil/angel
- The Taco Eaters
- Politicians facing off or diplomatic tacos hand shake,
- Taco with fuse/plunger with wires into taco
- 4 taco truck paintings:
- Tacos and Shit
- Tacos Hermanos
- Sketchy Tacos
- Mad max
- Taco terrorist
- Taco crusader
- Big red tie/cow head
- michellada over the top
- Retro clip art kid eating corn angel and devil season it
- Retro clip art kids eating watermelon angel and devil season with tanjin and chamoy
- Bad hombres and pork tamales
- Silk purses and sowโs ears
- Cheezy Grits and conniption fits
- 3 sisters (corn squash beans) or (guacamole salsa queso)
- Street Tacos and toxic Masculinity (taco getting beaten with dildos by nerds)
- Donkey Lady + tacos
- Aliens + tacos
๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฎ
VIRGINS
- Virgin de Accordion
- Basic White Bitch
Butterworth virgin- Karen Virgin
- Virgin de Accordion
Lucha Libre Masks
- frida
- gas mask – single and double canister
- gimp mask
- wolf in sheep mask
- hockey
- scuba
- paper bag
- surgical
- scream
- mardi gras
SKULLS
๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ
- permanent vacation: skull with vacation scenery in his cranium and vacationing skeletons in his eyes.
- Victoria’s Black Swan Inn
- the Ghost Tracks
- Donkey Lady
- la llarona
- whistling past the graveyard, felix/snoopy
- Bat out of helotes
- Freetail bat silhouette with SATX
- murder hornets
- โNo regretsโ skull
- โLooks that killโ skull
- compromised to a permanent end
- I canโt remember the Alamo
- Skull – die with your boots on
- Skull warning:
- don’t feed the bears
- turn around don’t drown
- HALT – sign art
- pick your poison
- dead inside
- Skull – promoted to glory
- Skull – pushing up daisies
- Genesis Death Sandwich
- Skeletal Death Saint.
- Malachite Man: Green stone skeletons (really just stained by copper)
- Cash in chips
- Bonny and Clyde : enjoy coke
- Site for sore eyes (red eyes in skull, glasses)
- Bought the farm
- Buzz Kill
- numb skull
- play dead
- Bite the dust
- Counting worms
- Death by misadventure
- Die with your boots one
- Gone to your last reward
- Kick the bucket
- Number is up
- Paid the ultimate price
- Promoted to glory
- Ride the pale horse
- Sleeping with the fishes
- Don’t Wanna Die – crossfit
- the last train to glory
- Dirt nap
- At deathโs door – door knocker? Door knob for nose? Skull over a
- door?
- Knock em dead
- Done to death
- Death of 1000 cuts
- Dead meat
- Dead in the water
- Brush with death
- Never say die (zipped mouth)
- Skeleton in the closet
- Laid out in lavender
- the difference between an open or closed coffin – skull in helmet, open coffin behind, angel and devil on motorcycles jumping over
- insult to injury
- skeleton Hank Williams…Willie Nelson…George Jones
๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ
DEVILS
๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น
- Devil may care…
- raising hell
- Angel-Devil Pairs
- garbage in garbage out
- bourbon and coke
- devil’s cut/angel’s share
- art drank
- between the devil and the deep blue sea
- better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
- Two sides of the same coin (angel and devil flipping coins)
- tuh–mey-toh / tuh-mah-toh
- Throwing good money after bad (angel and devil making it rain ๐ธ
- so heavenly minded no earthly good – angel prays, looking up from earth as it burns at the hands of devils
- robbing peter to pay paul
- “Pick your poison. It’s all good”: angel and devil drinking
- pray in one hand shit in the other
- penny wise, pound foolish
- Nothing Ventured, Nothing GainedFree standing, two sides
- between a rock and a hard place (between devil and angel – with a rock and a brick)
- Internal Discourse: angel and devil stabbing heart
- People in hell want ice water
- ich and du: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_and_Thou
- hell or high water
- light a candle and curse the darkness
- good cop bad cop: angel and devil cops beating black man
- United we stand – angel and devil, conjoined, share diaper
- day late and a dollar short
- damned if you do, damned if you don’t
- original sin – (bat winged sacred heart, wrapped in snake coils, blood drips feeding fire below, angel and devil pee on flames.)
- Devil – lesser of two evils
- Devil – necessary evil
- better to rule in hell than serve in heaven
- Devil – devil take the hindmost
- there is no Devil, there is just God when he’s drunk.
- The devil you know
- Crafty devil
- Devil and the deep blue sea
- Devil of a time
- Devil to pay
- idle hands are the devilโs playthings.
- Speak of the devil and he will appear
- Devilโs in the details
- Devil accordion
- explaining hell to the savages
- Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel
- Combo!
- Better the Devil you know than the Devil you donโt
- better angels of our nature
- Speak the truth and shame the devil
- Pain Management: sick bed (dying man, kid with “get well” balloon, sad adults, priest behind headboard with angel and devil marionettes. Morphine drip.
- Dr Indoctrinate’s Morality Puppet Playtime
- relatively speaking (name of show?)
- paper mache mephistopheles (fake devil, wannabe evil guy)
- going to hell in a handbasket
- devil’s advocate
- weโll be in heaven before the devil knows weโre dead
- โThere ainโt no devil, there is only god when heโs drunkโ
- I hope they serve _______ in hell.
๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น
BLACK CATS
โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐
- Black cats – Buddies witch witches and demons. Evil companions and baked salmon. Wicked associates and… . Nefarious Friends and Bank Dividends (monopoly and chance card).
- Black cats – cute cat playing or bathing, sleeping on a pillow, thinking evil thoughts. โRationalizations and Evil Associations.โ
- People riding black cats, with superstitions in text
- birds fly because cats cant
- cat-a-tonic
- kit cat clock
โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐
GERMAN SAUSAGE IDIOMS
๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ
- sausage on a stick truck
- pretzel truck
- schnitzel truck
- Das ist mir Wurst. = Thatโs sausage to me.
- Meaning: either is fine, doesnโt make a difference to me
- eine Extrawurst verlangen = to ask for an extra sausage
- Meaning: to ask for special treatment
- Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei = Everything has one end, only the sausage has two
- Meaning: everything comes to an end,
- โDu hast Schwein gehabtโ = You had a pig
- Meaning: you were lucky and survived by the skin of your teeth.
- โExtra Wurstโ = โextra sausageโ.
- Meaing: youโre a bit of a prima donna.
- Jemandem eine Extrawurst braten = To fry an extra sausage for someone
- Meaning: giving someone preferential treatment. In medieval times, a sausage was a special delicacy for poor people and an extra sausage would be a real treat.
- Mit der Wurst nach dem Schinken werfen = To throw the sausage after the bacon
- Meaning: that you invest or sacrifice something of lower value to gain something of higher value.
- You can also turn this phrase on its head (throwing the bacon after the sausage) to describe spending or investing a lot for little return.
- Die beleidigte Leberwurst spielen = To play the sulking liver sausage
- Meaning: a person who is sulking, most likely about trivial things โ or at least their disposition isnโt being taken seriously.
- refers to beliefs from the middle-ages and up until the 17th/18th century, that peopleโs spirit and particularly anger originates in the liver.
- Jetzt gehtโs um die Wurst! = Itโs all about the sausage now!
- Meaning: making an effort to get what you want.
- – It dates back to the days of country fairs where people would participate in games and the prize for the winner would often be a sausage.
๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ๐ญ๐บ๐ฅจ
MIXED DRANKS
๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท
- chocolate and milk
- guiness and apple cider – adam
- appletini – eve
- gyn and tonic: here’s to malaria
- red bull and vodka
- red bull and Jaeger – art drank
- wine squirt – ghetto sangria
- tequila and OJ
- martini – I like it dirty, devil in the glass with olive
- monkey wrench – pink grapefruit juice and gold rum
- boilermaker – whiskey beer
- whiskey sour
- buttery nipple – butterscotch schnapps and irish cream
- champagne and oj – mimosa
- coffee and kahlua
- rum and coke
- bloody mary: fried chicken, pizza, hamburger, rubber duck, rosary, prescription bottle, skull, celery, lemon, knife, fork, statue of liberty, cash, hotdog, salt and pepper shaker
- beer tomato juice: Micheladas: cow head, taco, bowl of soup, Manu, Insta model, candy skull, car keys, flowers, cactus, fiesta medal, high heal shoe, luchador, lime,
- mangonada: chamoy and lucas –
๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ท
ALIENS
๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ
- UFO sucking up a taco truck
- UFO sucking up an ice cream truck
- UFO sucking up a virgin mary
- UFO sucking up blue bell
- UFO sucking up mangonada truck
๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ
FOOD โANDโ FEELINGS
๐๐ฅช๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ฅจ๐ง๐๐๐ฅช๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ฅจ๐ง๐๐๐ฅช๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅฆ๐ฅ
- soft pretzels and self pityhopelessness and hotdogs
- โChili Queens and Dialysis Machinesโ
- โSelf actualize with Frito Piesโ
- โHood rat snacks and regressive taxโ
- โSpanish missions and fiery perditionโ
- Quarter Pounders and Quiet Persistence
- Phony Messiah and over-ripe Papaya
- Allegory and alka seltzer
- Angst a la mode
- Baked brie and absurdity
- Cinnabons and self hate
- Debilitating dread and deviled eggs
- Ruminations and Libations
- ennui martini
- Jager and useless passion
Mimosas and mea culpas- Peppermints and Purposelessness
- Regret au gratin
- Transience and trans fats
- cinnabons and self analysis
- deviled eggs and despair
- french fries and fear of death
- judgement and jellied eggs
- night terrors and tapas
- paralyzing fear and fresh fruit
- cold apathy and empanadas
- Cedar Fever and Under Achievers
- โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
- killing time and …
- Self-debasement and…
- Definition of self–debasement. : the act or process of lowering oneself in status, esteem, quality, or character : the act or process of debasing oneself humility bordering on self–debasement.
- Minced oaths andโฆ.
- …and sycophants
- …and atavistic endeavors (hipsters engaging in old fashioned activities)
- โฆand bottled up anger
- Missions and…
- OCD and… (Hand washing)
- Vim and vigor and….Apple vinegar
- Xenophobia and …
- anxiety and…
- …and a herd of turtles
- …and moral ambiguity
- …And willful ignorance
- โฆand the banality of evil
- (following prescribed conduct with respect to that system, while remaining blind to the moral consequences of what the system was doing)
- Self-abasement might have a religious aspect for those seeking humility before God, perhaps in the context of monastic or cenobitic lifestyle. Wikipedia
- Deplorabilia and
- categorical imperatives and…
- Unyielding melancholy and…
- Vinegar, veggies, venison, veal, vermicelli, vodka vermouth, violence and voyeurism
- Momento Mori and…
- Conflicting imperatives andโฆ
- Tragic one-liners andโฆ
- Cognitive dissidence and…
- Absolution and…
- โฆValue judgementsโฆ
- โฆUniversal truthsโฆ
- โฆObjective truthโฆ
- โฆSkepticismโฆ
- โฆDreadโฆ
- Terrorโฆ
- Revulsionโฆ
- Asychronicity
- โฆExistential anguishโฆ
- โฆIndignationโฆ
- โฆCosmic fearโฆ
- โฆUneasinessโฆ
- โฆAcute distressโฆ
- โฆHollownessโฆ
- โฆAlienationโฆ
- The anguish of…being,
- nothingness,
- freedom,
- death
- The Absence of God andโฆ
- nothingnessโฆ
- Moral obligations
- Contented pigs
- Preoccupation
- Empty abstraction
- Personal inadequacy
- Alienation
- Ambivalence
- Vanity
- Pessimistic conclusions
- Precariousness
- “Useless passion”
- Perpetual sorrow
- Deep Despair
- Ambivalence
- Futility
- Suffering
- Blame
- Having to choose
- Moral consequences andโฆcookie cakes
- Inauthenticity andโฆ
- Inhibitions andโฆ
- Insecurity
- Insignificance
- Isolation
- Judgements
- Limitations andโฆ
- Meaninglessness
- Searching for meaning
- Mortality
- Repressed urges andโฆ
- Responsibility
- Self analysis
- Selfishness
- Spiritual death
- Subjectivity
- Tired metaphors
- Indifferent universe
- Cosmic joke
- Ego depletion
- Pessimism
- Morbid conclusions
- Plausible deniability andโฆ
- Self pity andโฆ
- Shame andโฆ
- Singularity
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Kernels of Some Truly Genius Shit
- Persona Non gratta
- Bacchus Trump on super duper missile
- John Henry’s
- delivery
- grocery checkers
- other people being replaced by machines
- Gringo non grata
- Eat our own cooking.
- sedimentary:
- dead things: nicknacks and dead people buried
- deep water: layers of water, rig on top
- turtles all the way down: layers of turtle fabrics under universe of stars
- church on top: old gods buried beneath, religious fabrics
- his beard is tedius as it is long
- Artisian whole grain gluten free bread and well regulated animal free circuses
- Isaac’s – pics of him being miserable at different ages
- Manic cursing rooster
- intellectual alamo: moderate trumpers
- mutually assured consumption – cow and farmer stair across at each other grain glows up center from dirt filled with devils and bones angels in clouds pee on grain.
- Identity politics
- Good enough to be the truth
- What a friend we have in cheeses
- To be or not to beโฆquoth the raven
- mitocondial eve
- All I need is a little bit of coffee, and a whole lot of Jesus!
- the duality of opposites as the organizing principle of the universe.
- Jaegermeister Meisterjaeger
- A hit dog will holler – Shakespeare โme thinks you doth protest too muchโ
- Volatizing the esters = stirring up shit
- Legal discourse
- god shaped hole: eye looks through hole in knowledge (book? tapestry?)
- god of the gaps:
- Manners are too little, morals are too much
- line of cutout shoes…why? (Needs juxtaposition of some sort)
- Soup to Nuts
- paint the town – brush with city scape bristles (red)
- Karma: the law of cause-and-effect. Or as some might say, โplant a โtater, get a โtater.โ
- post modern plaid – mixed plaids, no rules, relativism, everything is equally valid
- Deist’s Advocate: enabler
- spoilt for choice – so many choices
- fistulated cow
- deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards: self portraits highlighting deterioration
- death in the afternoon: Hemingway book about bullfighting
- dirt farmer
- existential to do list:
- embrace anxiety
- find oneself
- live in accordance with self
- act authentically
- achieve meaning
Stephen king quotes:
- We all float down here
- Redrum
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- I’m your number one fan
- They’re all gonna laugh at you
- I can see your dirty pillows
- Sic balls
Some Quotes I Pasted Into This List ๐ค
Seek after meaning and value within the tortured appreciation of his own individual foresakenness…
“More often have I seen a cat reason than laugh or weep” humans feeling not reasoning animals
“Perhaps it laughs or weeps inwardlyโbut then perhaps,also inwardly, the crab solves equations of the second degree.”