This is a live working list. I’ll be making notes and checking things off and adding more ideas as I go forward.

One at a time I will pluck an idea off of here and create new post about what I plan to do, what I’m doing, and how it all worked out when it’s done.

I Watch out now! Yeah, buddy.


IN PROGRESS

  • Acrimony and Cheese
  • Armadillo by Morning
  • Covid Lockdown

ILLUSTRATIVE VECTOR SERIES

๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰

  • REDO
    • โญ๏ธ Cock of the Walk
    • โญ๏ธ Moral Relativity
    • โญ๏ธ Lesser of 2 Evils
    • โญ๏ธ Cigars and sexual awakening (1 Freud over Red with a wolf and woodsman puppets on hands reaching around her)
    • Armadillo by Morning
    • Appletini and Fig Leaf Bikini (no bottles, no angel/devil)
    • Snakebites and Forbidden Delights (no bottles, no angel/devil)
    • 7 years bad luck
    • Burlesque Existentialist – only one emo quote:
      • โ€œI choose the black sheep over the unicorns and puppies.โ€
      • โ€œIf on thoughts of death we are fed. Thus, a coffin, became my bed.โ€
      • “Thereโ€™s no mercy in things. Thereโ€™s not even a Great Beyond. Thereโ€™s nothing.โ€
      • “There’s nothing in front of me but a black wall.โ€
      • “The point is there ainโ€™t no point.”
      • “Hang my head, drown my fear ’til you all just disappear.”
    • Curiosity Killed the Cat
    • Half Empty, Half Full
    • โญ๏ธ Carrot and stick
  • โญ๏ธ Speed Demon Spider Monkey
  • โญ๏ธ Heart Breaker
  • โญ๏ธ Cactus Nudes
    • โญ๏ธ In cans
    • โญ๏ธ On Wall (day of the dead skull with cactus in cranium)
    • โญ๏ธ Ranch Motel with pin up maid
    • Cactus and Flowers In Small Cans
  • Skull –
    • someone walked over my grave
    • Permanent Vacation: skull with vacation scenery
    • Surf Texas
    • โญ๏ธ whistling past the graveyard
  • monopoly man

๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‰


PRINTS

๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ

  • Armadillo
  • Police
    • Police Cars โ€“ vandalized, burned, flippedโ€ฆflowers, hope, renewal
    • Portraits of cops who killed people: “I killed …”
  • Condiments
    • mayo
    • what-a-burger
    • mustards
  • cactus text
    • riff raff
    • fuddy duddy
    • topsy turvy
    • mumbo jumbo
    • wishy washy
    • hot shot
    • hush hush
    • dilly dally
    • hum drum
    • pitter patter
    • tip top
    • wheeler dealer
    • true blue
    • pay heed
    • cutting corners
    • fiddle sticks
    • holy smokes
    • good golly
    • dog gone
    • Geez Louise
    • gee whiz
    • holy cow
    • horse feathers
  • cactus nudes

๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“ƒ


CONDIMENTS

๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™

  • mayo triplets in fridge all opened and various amounts missing
  • what-a-burger spicy ketchup
  • mustards star

๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿซ™


ON DECK

  • Covid Cure
  • CoVid Lockdown

SOCIAL UNREST

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  • Pink Shirt Pizza Sparrows and Black Umbrella Hawks
  • Police Cars – vandalized, burned, flipped…flowers, hope, renewal
  • Police Portraits – repeated, vandalized,

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


PRICKLY PEARS TO CONSIDER USING

๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ

  • Ice cream: Blue bell, cows, cream,
  • Prickly Pear: Ice Cream
  • Lone star
  • Shiner
  • Road signs
  • Surf Texas – Wave and rig inside bull skull, Skeltons in hats in the eyes. Cactus behind
  • Prickly pear – nudes
  • Prickly pear and highway signs 
  • Prickly pear fiesta hat
  • Prickly pear modular – critters hidden inside. 
  • Run for the Border
  • Art drank – prickly pear growing in big soda cup, with crushed monster and toppled jaeger. 
  • Free Range, Suburban, Urban Chickens (cactus in ground, in a flower bed, in a pot)

๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ


LITTLE PEOPLE RIDING TEXAS CRITTERS

  • Toad Stranglers and tight wranglers 
  • Jackrabbits and IKEA habits 
  • Freetails and garage sales 
  • Wild boars and thrift stores
  • Armadillos and cigarillos.  
  • til the cows come home

with Texas slogans, idioms and cliches

  • Donโ€™t Mess With Texas
  • You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
  • Deep in the Heart of Texas
  • Screw youโ€™re, weโ€™re from Texas
  • Let’s sing another stupid Texas song
  • Everything is bigger in Texas
  • Ford is the Best in Texas
  • Doing The Old Texas Two-Step
  • Thatโ€™s what I like about Texas
  • I canโ€™t remember the Alamo 
  • Texas cakewalk – hangin

NEW GOOD IDEAS

  • Lost in the Sauce
  • tiki luchadors
  • Cedar fever and under achievers
  • flotsam: plastic objects in ocean
  • monkey with potential: dumb baby on throne, like a baby jesus only drooling and dumb
  • big in japan
  • meta as fuck: painting of tools used to make paintings.
  • sushi and selfish urges
  • racial discourse – lawn jockey (that’s racist)
  • religious discourse
  • buddha the hutt
  • civil discourse
  • luche hummels
  • cutout – tubing
  • Pickelhaube luche libre
  • smoking monkey
  • Murder weapons: utensils, grill, cow head
  • soft pretzels and self pity
  • Mimosas and Mea culpas
  • All wretch and no vomit
  • Angst a la Mode
  • Devil accordion
  • Get crazy with the cheese whiz
  • Packaged Foods and Pious platitudes.
  • Barbecued Foods and pious platitudes.
  • Sending/posting Nudes and pious platitudes
  • master-slave morality: pope puppet show
  • Bad attitudes and pious platitudes.
  • Jonah: Naked bald man, baby, reborn, in shallow water, pukey whale in back) – coughed up and self corrected (reborn)
  • 3 on a Match(if three soldiers lit their cigarettes from the same match, one of the three would be killed)
  • 3 sheets to the wind
  • Alpha and Omega (god is a frat boy)
  • Gadzooks = God’s Hooks (nails)
  • Bad News Comes in 3’s

REDO

  • 6 of one 1/2 dozen
  • Apologist Accepted
  • Carrot and Stick
  • Decline of the Bourgeois
  • All the Credit, None of the Blame
  • Acrimony and Cheese
  • Delayed Gratification
  • Cowboys
  • political discourse

TEXAS SIGNS

๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ

  • Alamo Candy
  • Fiesta Spices
  • Big Top Cafe
  • Randy’s
  • Jims
  • Bill Miller Animal Heads
  • Momma Margy’s
  • Fred’s
  • Burger Boy
  • Schilo’s Deli
  • Ranch Motel
  • Pig Stand
  • HEB
  • Henry’s
  • Cavender’s
  • Red McCombs
  • Whataburger
  • old school pizza hut
  • La Playa

๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’ˆโ›”๏ธ


MONKEY HUMMELS

๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

  • Monkeys with money and guns.
  • Monkeys with car keys
  • Superstitious Monkeys
  • Drunk monkeys
  • Monkeys with emotional support animals
  • Monkey with a mortgage
  • Monkeys with ikea habits.
  • Weโ€™re all just monkeys in shoes
  • Weโ€™re all just monkeys in skinny jeans
  • Talking monkeys

๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š


TACOS

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ

  • Narcissus Jesus looking at image in tortilla. Cow head and big red devil/angel
  • The Taco Eaters
  • Politicians facing off or diplomatic tacos hand shake,
  • Taco with fuse/plunger with wires into taco
  • 4 taco truck paintings:
    1. Tacos and Shit
    2. Tacos Hermanos
    3. Sketchy Tacos
    4. Mad max
  • Taco terrorist
  • Taco crusader
  • Big red tie/cow head
  • michellada over the top
  • Retro clip art kid eating corn angel and devil season it
  • Retro clip art kids eating watermelon angel and devil season with tanjin and chamoy
  • Bad hombres and pork tamales
  • Silk purses and sowโ€™s ears
  • Cheezy Grits and conniption fits
  • 3 sisters (corn squash beans) or (guacamole salsa queso)
  • Street Tacos and toxic Masculinity (taco getting beaten with dildos by nerds)
  • Donkey Lady + tacos
  • Aliens + tacos

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ


VIRGINS

  • Virgin de Accordion
  • Basic White Bitch
  • Butterworth virgin 
  • Karen Virgin
  • Virgin de Accordion

Lucha Libre Masks

  • frida
  • gas mask – single and double canister
  • gimp mask
  • wolf in sheep mask
  • hockey
  • scuba
  • paper bag
  • surgical
  • scream
  • mardi gras

SKULLS

๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

  • permanent vacation: skull with vacation scenery in his cranium and vacationing skeletons in his eyes.
  • Victoria’s Black Swan Inn
  • the Ghost Tracks
  • Donkey Lady
  • la llarona
  • whistling past the graveyard, felix/snoopy
  • Bat out of helotes
  • Freetail bat silhouette with SATX
  • murder hornets
  • โ€œNo regretsโ€ skull
  • โ€œLooks that killโ€ skull
  • compromised to a permanent end
  • I canโ€™t remember the Alamo
  • Skull – die with your boots on
  • Skull warning:
    • don’t feed the bears
    • turn around don’t drown
    • HALT – sign art
  • pick your poison
  • dead inside
  • Skull – promoted to glory
  • Skull – pushing up daisies
  • Genesis Death Sandwich
  • Skeletal Death Saint.
  • Malachite Man: Green stone skeletons (really just stained by copper)
  • Cash in chips
  • Bonny and Clyde : enjoy coke
  • Site for sore eyes (red eyes in skull, glasses)
  • Bought the farm
  • Buzz Kill
  • numb skull
  • play dead
  • Bite the dust
  • Counting worms
  • Death by misadventure
  • Die with your boots one
  • Gone to your last reward
  • Kick the bucket
  • Number is up
  • Paid the ultimate price
  • Promoted to glory
  • Ride the pale horse
  • Sleeping with the fishes
  • Don’t Wanna Die – crossfit
  • the last train to glory
  • Dirt nap
  • At deathโ€™s door – door knocker? Door knob for nose? Skull over a
  • door?
  • Knock em dead
  • Done to death
  • Death of 1000 cuts
  • Dead meat
  • Dead in the water
  • Brush with death
  • Never say die (zipped mouth)
  • Skeleton in the closet
  • Laid out in lavender
  • the difference between an open or closed coffin – skull in helmet, open coffin behind, angel and devil on motorcycles jumping over
  • insult to injury
  • skeleton Hank Williams…Willie Nelson…George Jones

๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ


DEVILS

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น

  • Devil may care…
  • raising hell
  • Angel-Devil Pairs
    • garbage in garbage out
    • bourbon and coke
    • devil’s cut/angel’s share
    • art drank
    • between the devil and the deep blue sea
    • better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
    • Two sides of the same coin (angel and devil flipping coins)
    • tuhmey-toh / tuh-mah-toh
    • Throwing good money after bad (angel and devil making it rain ๐Ÿ’ธ
    • so heavenly minded no earthly good – angel prays, looking up from earth as it burns at the hands of devils
    • robbing peter to pay paul
    • “Pick your poison. It’s all good”: angel and devil drinking
    • pray in one hand shit in the other
    • penny wise, pound foolish
    • Nothing Ventured, Nothing GainedFree standing, two sides
    • between a rock and a hard place (between devil and angel – with a rock and a brick)
    • Internal Discourse: angel and devil stabbing heart
    • People in hell want ice water
    • ich and du: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_and_Thou
    • hell or high water
    • light a candle and curse the darkness
    • good cop bad cop: angel and devil cops beating black man
    • United we stand – angel and devil, conjoined, share diaper
    • day late and a dollar short
    • damned if you do, damned if you don’t
  • original sin – (bat winged sacred heart, wrapped in snake coils, blood drips feeding fire below, angel and devil pee on flames.)
  • Devil – lesser of two evils
  • Devil – necessary evil
  • better to rule in hell than serve in heaven
  • Devil – devil take the hindmost
  • there is no Devil, there is just God when he’s drunk.
  • The devil you know
  • Crafty devil
  • Devil and the deep blue sea
  • Devil of a time
  • Devil to pay
  • idle hands are the devilโ€™s playthings.
  • Speak of the devil and he will appear
  • Devilโ€™s in the details
  • Devil accordion
  • explaining hell to the savages
  • Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel
  • Combo!
    • Better the Devil you know than the Devil you donโ€™t
    • better angels of our nature
  • Speak the truth and shame the devil
  • Pain Management: sick bed (dying man, kid with “get well” balloon, sad adults, priest behind headboard with angel and devil marionettes. Morphine drip.
    • Dr Indoctrinate’s Morality Puppet Playtime
  • relatively speaking (name of show?)
  • paper mache mephistopheles (fake devil, wannabe evil guy)
  • going to hell in a handbasket
  • devil’s advocate
  • weโ€™ll be in heaven before the devil knows weโ€™re dead
  • โ€œThere ainโ€™t no devil, there is only god when heโ€™s drunkโ€
  • I hope they serve _______ in hell.

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น


BLACK CATS

โ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆ

  • Black cats – Buddies witch witches and demons. Evil companions and baked salmon. Wicked associates and… . Nefarious Friends and Bank Dividends (monopoly and chance card). 
  • Black cats – cute cat playing or bathing, sleeping on a pillow, thinking evil thoughts. โ€œRationalizations and Evil Associations.โ€
  • People riding black cats, with superstitions in text
  • birds fly because cats cant
  • cat-a-tonic
  • kit cat clock

โ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿˆ


GERMAN SAUSAGE IDIOMS

๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ

  • sausage on a stick truck
  • pretzel truck
  • schnitzel truck
  • Das ist mir Wurst. = Thatโ€™s sausage to me.
    • Meaning: either is fine, doesnโ€™t make a difference to me
  • eine Extrawurst verlangen = to ask for an extra sausage
    • Meaning: to ask for special treatment
  • Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei = Everything has one end, only the sausage has two
    • Meaning: everything comes to an end, 
  • โ€œDu hast Schwein gehabtโ€ = You had a pig
    • Meaning: you were lucky and survived by the skin of your teeth.
  • โ€˜Extra Wurstโ€™ = โ€œextra sausageโ€.
    • Meaing: youโ€™re a bit of a prima donna.
  • Jemandem eine Extrawurst braten = To fry an extra sausage for someone
    • Meaning: giving someone preferential treatment. In medieval times, a sausage was a special delicacy for poor people and an extra sausage would be a real treat.
  • Mit der Wurst nach dem Schinken werfen = To throw the sausage after the bacon
    • Meaning: that you invest or sacrifice something of lower value to gain something of higher value. 
    • You can also turn this phrase on its head (throwing the bacon after the sausage) to describe spending or investing a lot for little return.
  • Die beleidigte Leberwurst spielen = To play the sulking liver sausage
    • Meaning: a person who is sulking, most likely about trivial things โ€“ or at least their disposition isnโ€™t being taken seriously. 
    • refers to beliefs from the middle-ages and up until the 17th/18th century, that peopleโ€™s spirit and particularly anger originates in the liver.
  • Jetzt gehtโ€™s um die Wurst! = Itโ€™s all about the sausage now!
    • Meaning: making an effort to get what you want.
    • – It dates back to the days of country fairs where people would participate in games and the prize for the winner would often be a sausage.

๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅจ


MIXED DRANKS

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท

  • chocolate and milk
  • guiness and apple cider – adam
  • appletini – eve
  • gyn and tonic: here’s to malaria
  • red bull and vodka
  • red bull and Jaeger – art drank
  • wine squirt – ghetto sangria
  • tequila and OJ
  • martini – I like it dirty, devil in the glass with olive
  • monkey wrench – pink grapefruit juice and gold rum
  • boilermaker – whiskey beer
  • whiskey sour
  • buttery nipple – butterscotch schnapps and irish cream
  • champagne and oj – mimosa
  • coffee and kahlua
  • rum and coke
  • bloody mary: fried chicken, pizza, hamburger, rubber duck, rosary, prescription bottle, skull, celery, lemon, knife, fork, statue of liberty, cash, hotdog, salt and pepper shaker
  • beer tomato juice: Micheladas: cow head, taco, bowl of soup, Manu, Insta model, candy skull, car keys, flowers, cactus, fiesta medal, high heal shoe, luchador, lime,
  • mangonada: chamoy and lucas –

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท


ALIENS

๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ

  • UFO sucking up a taco truck
  • UFO sucking up an ice cream truck
  • UFO sucking up a virgin mary
  • UFO sucking up blue bell
  • UFO sucking up mangonada truck

๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ธ


FOOD โ€œANDโ€ FEELINGS

๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘

  • soft pretzels and self pityhopelessness and hotdogs
  • โ€œChili Queens and Dialysis Machinesโ€
  • โ€œSelf actualize with Frito Piesโ€
  • โ€œHood rat snacks and regressive taxโ€
  • โ€œSpanish missions and fiery perditionโ€
  • Quarter Pounders and Quiet Persistence
  • Phony Messiah and over-ripe Papaya
  • Allegory and alka seltzer
  • Angst a la mode
  • Baked brie and absurdity
  • Cinnabons and self hate
  • Debilitating dread and deviled eggs
  • Ruminations and Libations
  • ennui martini
  • Jager and useless passion
  • Mimosas and mea culpas
  • Peppermints and Purposelessness
  • Regret au gratin
  • Transience and trans fats
  • cinnabons and self analysis
  • deviled eggs and despair
  • french fries and fear of death
  • judgement and jellied eggs
  • night terrors and tapas
  • paralyzing fear and fresh fruit
  • cold apathy and empanadas
  • Cedar Fever and Under Achievers
  • โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
  • killing time and …
  • Self-debasement and…
    • Definition of selfdebasement. : the act or process of lowering oneself in status, esteem, quality, or character : the act or process of debasing oneself humility bordering on selfdebasement.
  • Minced oaths andโ€ฆ.
  • …and sycophants
  • …and atavistic endeavors (hipsters engaging in old fashioned activities)
  • โ€ฆand bottled up anger
  • Missions and…
  • OCD and… (Hand washing)
  • Vim and vigor and….Apple vinegar
  • Xenophobia and …
  • anxiety and…
  • …and a herd of turtles
  • …and moral ambiguity
  • …And willful ignorance
  • โ€ฆand the banality of evil
    • (following prescribed conduct with respect to that system, while remaining blind to the moral consequences of what the system was doing)
    • Self-abasement might have a religious aspect for those seeking humility before God, perhaps in the context of monastic or cenobitic lifestyle. Wikipedia
  • Deplorabilia and
  • categorical imperatives and…
  • Unyielding melancholy and…
  • Vinegar, veggies, venison, veal, vermicelli, vodka vermouth, violence and voyeurism
  • Momento Mori and…
  • Conflicting imperatives andโ€ฆ
  • Tragic one-liners andโ€ฆ
  • Cognitive dissidence and…
  • Absolution and…
  • โ€ฆValue judgementsโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆUniversal truthsโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆObjective truthโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆSkepticismโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆDreadโ€ฆ
  • Terrorโ€ฆ
  • Revulsionโ€ฆ
  • Asychronicity
  • โ€ฆExistential anguishโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆIndignationโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆCosmic fearโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆUneasinessโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆAcute distressโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆHollownessโ€ฆ
  • โ€ฆAlienationโ€ฆ
  • The anguish of…being,
  • nothingness,
  • freedom,
  • death
  • The Absence of God andโ€ฆ
  • nothingnessโ€ฆ
  • Moral obligations
  • Contented pigs
  • Preoccupation
  • Empty abstraction
  • Personal inadequacy
  • Alienation
  • Ambivalence
  • Vanity
  • Pessimistic conclusions
  • Precariousness
  • “Useless passion”
  • Perpetual sorrow
  • Deep Despair
  • Ambivalence
  • Futility
  • Suffering
  • Blame
  • Having to choose
  • Moral consequences andโ€ฆcookie cakes
  • Inauthenticity andโ€ฆ
  • Inhibitions andโ€ฆ
  • Insecurity
  • Insignificance
  • Isolation
  • Judgements
  • Limitations andโ€ฆ
  • Meaninglessness
  • Searching for meaning
  • Mortality
  • Repressed urges andโ€ฆ
  • Responsibility
  • Self analysis
  • Selfishness
  • Spiritual death
  • Subjectivity
  • Tired metaphors
  • Indifferent universe
  • Cosmic joke
  • Ego depletion
  • Pessimism
  • Morbid conclusions
  • Plausible deniability andโ€ฆ
  • Self pity andโ€ฆ
  • Shame andโ€ฆ
  • Singularity

๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘


Kernels of Some Truly Genius Shit

  • Persona Non gratta
  • Bacchus Trump on super duper missile
  • John Henry’s
    • delivery
    • grocery checkers
    • other people being replaced by machines
  • Gringo non grata 
  • Eat our own cooking. 
  • sedimentary:
    • dead things: nicknacks and dead people buried
    • deep water: layers of water, rig on top
    • turtles all the way down: layers of turtle fabrics under universe of stars
    • church on top: old gods buried beneath, religious fabrics
  • his beard is tedius as it is long
  • Artisian whole grain gluten free bread and well regulated animal free circuses
  • Isaac’s – pics of him being miserable at different ages
  • Manic cursing rooster
  • intellectual alamo: moderate trumpers
  • mutually assured consumption – cow and farmer stair across at each other grain glows up center from dirt filled with devils and bones angels in clouds pee on grain.
  • Identity politics
  • Good enough to be the truth 
  • What a friend we have in cheeses 
  • To be or not to beโ€ฆquoth the raven
  • mitocondial eve
  • All I need is a little bit of coffee, and a whole lot of Jesus!
  • the duality of opposites as the organizing principle of the universe.
  • Jaegermeister Meisterjaeger 
  • A hit dog will holler – Shakespeare โ€œme thinks you doth protest too muchโ€
  • Volatizing the esters = stirring up shit
  • Legal discourse
  • god shaped hole: eye looks through hole in knowledge (book? tapestry?)
  • god of the gaps:
  • Manners are too little, morals are too much
  • line of cutout shoes…why? (Needs juxtaposition of some sort)
  • Soup to Nuts
  • paint the town – brush with city scape bristles (red)
  • Karma: the law of cause-and-effect. Or as some might say, โ€œplant a โ€˜tater, get a โ€˜tater.โ€
  • post modern plaid – mixed plaids, no rules, relativism, everything is equally valid
  • Deist’s Advocate: enabler
  • spoilt for choice – so many choices
  • fistulated cow
  • deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards: self portraits highlighting deterioration
  • death in the afternoon: Hemingway book about bullfighting
  • dirt farmer
  • existential to do list:
    • embrace anxiety
    • find oneself
    • live in accordance with self
    • act authentically
    • achieve meaning

Stephen king quotes:

  • We all float down here
  • Redrum
  • Get busy living or get busy dying
  • I’m your number one fan
  • They’re all gonna laugh at you
  • I can see your dirty pillows
  • Sic balls

Some Quotes I Pasted Into This List ๐Ÿค”

Seek after meaning and value within the tortured appreciation of his own individual foresakenness…

“More often have I seen a cat reason than laugh or weep” humans feeling not reasoning animals

“Perhaps it laughs or weeps inwardlyโ€”but then perhaps,also inwardly, the crab solves equations of the second degree.”

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Posted by Dick Van der Wurst

Having descended down into South Texas through the Hill Country one day long ago, Dick never claimed to be Texan, but his German heritage and love for tacos is something he shares with the inhabitants of the region. Having earned an MFA from Miami University, OH, he spent the worst years of his life up north, maturing artistically and refining an Iconoclasmatic Pop Artโ„ข style shaped by his experiences as a recovering Catholic, cancer survivor and optimistic existentialist. He lives and works in his humble turquoise studio-home (Dickโ€™s WurstHaus Art Shanty) near downtown San Antonio.