Just Live a Bit More Simply, Fatty

If things we don’t need but really like are going to be more expensive, tough shit.

Y’all have to know the pressure America has always put on brown people around the world to provide us with this unsustainable standard of living.

I’m not in favor of how Trump is handling this shit nor his motivations in doing so, I’m just saying. We aren’t owed all this relative luxury our country is flooded with and while we may enjoy it, it comes at a cost.

Maybe just consume less, live simple and fucking vote next time.

Photo Credit: https://easy-peasy.ai/ai-image-generator/images/unsustainable-cityscape-environmental-destruction-overdevelopment

Big Giant List of Ideas

This is a live working list. I’ll be making notes and checking things off and adding more ideas as I go forward.

One at a time I will pluck an idea off of here and create new post about what I plan to do, what I’m doing, and how it all worked out when it’s done.

I Watch out now! Yeah, buddy.


IN PROGRESS

  • Acrimony and Cheese
  • Armadillo by Morning
  • Covid Lockdown

ILLUSTRATIVE VECTOR SERIES

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  • REDO
    • ⭐️ Cock of the Walk
    • ⭐️ Moral Relativity
    • ⭐️ Lesser of 2 Evils
    • ⭐️ Cigars and sexual awakening (1 Freud over Red with a wolf and woodsman puppets on hands reaching around her)
    • Armadillo by Morning
    • Appletini and Fig Leaf Bikini (no bottles, no angel/devil)
    • Snakebites and Forbidden Delights (no bottles, no angel/devil)
    • 7 years bad luck
    • Burlesque Existentialist – only one emo quote:
      • “I choose the black sheep over the unicorns and puppies.”
      • “If on thoughts of death we are fed. Thus, a coffin, became my bed.”
      • “There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing.”
      • “There’s nothing in front of me but a black wall.”
      • “The point is there ain’t no point.”
      • “Hang my head, drown my fear ’til you all just disappear.”
    • Curiosity Killed the Cat
    • Half Empty, Half Full
    • ⭐️ Carrot and stick
  • ⭐️ Speed Demon Spider Monkey
  • ⭐️ Heart Breaker
  • ⭐️ Cactus Nudes
    • ⭐️ In cans
    • ⭐️ On Wall (day of the dead skull with cactus in cranium)
    • ⭐️ Ranch Motel with pin up maid
    • Cactus and Flowers In Small Cans
  • Skull –
    • someone walked over my grave
    • Permanent Vacation: skull with vacation scenery
    • Surf Texas
    • ⭐️ whistling past the graveyard
  • monopoly man

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PRINTS

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  • Armadillo
  • Police
    • Police Cars – vandalized, burned, flipped…flowers, hope, renewal
    • Portraits of cops who killed people: “I killed …”
  • Condiments
    • mayo
    • what-a-burger
    • mustards
  • cactus text
    • riff raff
    • fuddy duddy
    • topsy turvy
    • mumbo jumbo
    • wishy washy
    • hot shot
    • hush hush
    • dilly dally
    • hum drum
    • pitter patter
    • tip top
    • wheeler dealer
    • true blue
    • pay heed
    • cutting corners
    • fiddle sticks
    • holy smokes
    • good golly
    • dog gone
    • Geez Louise
    • gee whiz
    • holy cow
    • horse feathers
  • cactus nudes

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CONDIMENTS

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  • mayo triplets in fridge all opened and various amounts missing
  • what-a-burger spicy ketchup
  • mustards star

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ON DECK

  • Covid Cure
  • CoVid Lockdown

SOCIAL UNREST

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  • Pink Shirt Pizza Sparrows and Black Umbrella Hawks
  • Police Cars – vandalized, burned, flipped…flowers, hope, renewal
  • Police Portraits – repeated, vandalized,

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PRICKLY PEARS TO CONSIDER USING

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  • Ice cream: Blue bell, cows, cream,
  • Prickly Pear: Ice Cream
  • Lone star
  • Shiner
  • Road signs
  • Surf Texas – Wave and rig inside bull skull, Skeltons in hats in the eyes. Cactus behind
  • Prickly pear – nudes
  • Prickly pear and highway signs 
  • Prickly pear fiesta hat
  • Prickly pear modular – critters hidden inside. 
  • Run for the Border
  • Art drank – prickly pear growing in big soda cup, with crushed monster and toppled jaeger. 
  • Free Range, Suburban, Urban Chickens (cactus in ground, in a flower bed, in a pot)

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LITTLE PEOPLE RIDING TEXAS CRITTERS

  • Toad Stranglers and tight wranglers 
  • Jackrabbits and IKEA habits 
  • Freetails and garage sales 
  • Wild boars and thrift stores
  • Armadillos and cigarillos.  
  • til the cows come home

with Texas slogans, idioms and cliches

  • Don’t Mess With Texas
  • You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
  • Deep in the Heart of Texas
  • Screw you’re, we’re from Texas
  • Let’s sing another stupid Texas song
  • Everything is bigger in Texas
  • Ford is the Best in Texas
  • Doing The Old Texas Two-Step
  • That’s what I like about Texas
  • I can’t remember the Alamo 
  • Texas cakewalk – hangin

NEW GOOD IDEAS

  • Lost in the Sauce
  • tiki luchadors
  • Cedar fever and under achievers
  • flotsam: plastic objects in ocean
  • monkey with potential: dumb baby on throne, like a baby jesus only drooling and dumb
  • big in japan
  • meta as fuck: painting of tools used to make paintings.
  • sushi and selfish urges
  • racial discourse – lawn jockey (that’s racist)
  • religious discourse
  • buddha the hutt
  • civil discourse
  • luche hummels
  • cutout – tubing
  • Pickelhaube luche libre
  • smoking monkey
  • Murder weapons: utensils, grill, cow head
  • soft pretzels and self pity
  • Mimosas and Mea culpas
  • All wretch and no vomit
  • Angst a la Mode
  • Devil accordion
  • Get crazy with the cheese whiz
  • Packaged Foods and Pious platitudes.
  • Barbecued Foods and pious platitudes.
  • Sending/posting Nudes and pious platitudes
  • master-slave morality: pope puppet show
  • Bad attitudes and pious platitudes.
  • Jonah: Naked bald man, baby, reborn, in shallow water, pukey whale in back) – coughed up and self corrected (reborn)
  • 3 on a Match(if three soldiers lit their cigarettes from the same match, one of the three would be killed)
  • 3 sheets to the wind
  • Alpha and Omega (god is a frat boy)
  • Gadzooks = God’s Hooks (nails)
  • Bad News Comes in 3’s

REDO

  • 6 of one 1/2 dozen
  • Apologist Accepted
  • Carrot and Stick
  • Decline of the Bourgeois
  • All the Credit, None of the Blame
  • Acrimony and Cheese
  • Delayed Gratification
  • Cowboys
  • political discourse

TEXAS SIGNS

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  • Alamo Candy
  • Fiesta Spices
  • Big Top Cafe
  • Randy’s
  • Jims
  • Bill Miller Animal Heads
  • Momma Margy’s
  • Fred’s
  • Burger Boy
  • Schilo’s Deli
  • Ranch Motel
  • Pig Stand
  • HEB
  • Henry’s
  • Cavender’s
  • Red McCombs
  • Whataburger
  • old school pizza hut
  • La Playa

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MONKEY HUMMELS

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  • Monkeys with money and guns.
  • Monkeys with car keys
  • Superstitious Monkeys
  • Drunk monkeys
  • Monkeys with emotional support animals
  • Monkey with a mortgage
  • Monkeys with ikea habits.
  • We’re all just monkeys in shoes
  • We’re all just monkeys in skinny jeans
  • Talking monkeys

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TACOS

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  • Narcissus Jesus looking at image in tortilla. Cow head and big red devil/angel
  • The Taco Eaters
  • Politicians facing off or diplomatic tacos hand shake,
  • Taco with fuse/plunger with wires into taco
  • 4 taco truck paintings:
    1. Tacos and Shit
    2. Tacos Hermanos
    3. Sketchy Tacos
    4. Mad max
  • Taco terrorist
  • Taco crusader
  • Big red tie/cow head
  • michellada over the top
  • Retro clip art kid eating corn angel and devil season it
  • Retro clip art kids eating watermelon angel and devil season with tanjin and chamoy
  • Bad hombres and pork tamales
  • Silk purses and sow’s ears
  • Cheezy Grits and conniption fits
  • 3 sisters (corn squash beans) or (guacamole salsa queso)
  • Street Tacos and toxic Masculinity (taco getting beaten with dildos by nerds)
  • Donkey Lady + tacos
  • Aliens + tacos

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VIRGINS

  • Virgin de Accordion
  • Basic White Bitch
  • Butterworth virgin 
  • Karen Virgin
  • Virgin de Accordion

Lucha Libre Masks

  • frida
  • gas mask – single and double canister
  • gimp mask
  • wolf in sheep mask
  • hockey
  • scuba
  • paper bag
  • surgical
  • scream
  • mardi gras

SKULLS

💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️

  • permanent vacation: skull with vacation scenery in his cranium and vacationing skeletons in his eyes.
  • Victoria’s Black Swan Inn
  • the Ghost Tracks
  • Donkey Lady
  • la llarona
  • whistling past the graveyard, felix/snoopy
  • Bat out of helotes
  • Freetail bat silhouette with SATX
  • murder hornets
  • “No regrets” skull
  • “Looks that kill” skull
  • compromised to a permanent end
  • I can’t remember the Alamo
  • Skull – die with your boots on
  • Skull warning:
    • don’t feed the bears
    • turn around don’t drown
    • HALT – sign art
  • pick your poison
  • dead inside
  • Skull – promoted to glory
  • Skull – pushing up daisies
  • Genesis Death Sandwich
  • Skeletal Death Saint.
  • Malachite Man: Green stone skeletons (really just stained by copper)
  • Cash in chips
  • Bonny and Clyde : enjoy coke
  • Site for sore eyes (red eyes in skull, glasses)
  • Bought the farm
  • Buzz Kill
  • numb skull
  • play dead
  • Bite the dust
  • Counting worms
  • Death by misadventure
  • Die with your boots one
  • Gone to your last reward
  • Kick the bucket
  • Number is up
  • Paid the ultimate price
  • Promoted to glory
  • Ride the pale horse
  • Sleeping with the fishes
  • Don’t Wanna Die – crossfit
  • the last train to glory
  • Dirt nap
  • At death’s door – door knocker? Door knob for nose? Skull over a
  • door?
  • Knock em dead
  • Done to death
  • Death of 1000 cuts
  • Dead meat
  • Dead in the water
  • Brush with death
  • Never say die (zipped mouth)
  • Skeleton in the closet
  • Laid out in lavender
  • the difference between an open or closed coffin – skull in helmet, open coffin behind, angel and devil on motorcycles jumping over
  • insult to injury
  • skeleton Hank Williams…Willie Nelson…George Jones

💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️


DEVILS

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  • Devil may care…
  • raising hell
  • Angel-Devil Pairs
    • garbage in garbage out
    • bourbon and coke
    • devil’s cut/angel’s share
    • art drank
    • between the devil and the deep blue sea
    • better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
    • Two sides of the same coin (angel and devil flipping coins)
    • tuhmey-toh / tuh-mah-toh
    • Throwing good money after bad (angel and devil making it rain 💸
    • so heavenly minded no earthly good – angel prays, looking up from earth as it burns at the hands of devils
    • robbing peter to pay paul
    • “Pick your poison. It’s all good”: angel and devil drinking
    • pray in one hand shit in the other
    • penny wise, pound foolish
    • Nothing Ventured, Nothing GainedFree standing, two sides
    • between a rock and a hard place (between devil and angel – with a rock and a brick)
    • Internal Discourse: angel and devil stabbing heart
    • People in hell want ice water
    • ich and du: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_and_Thou
    • hell or high water
    • light a candle and curse the darkness
    • good cop bad cop: angel and devil cops beating black man
    • United we stand – angel and devil, conjoined, share diaper
    • day late and a dollar short
    • damned if you do, damned if you don’t
  • original sin – (bat winged sacred heart, wrapped in snake coils, blood drips feeding fire below, angel and devil pee on flames.)
  • Devil – lesser of two evils
  • Devil – necessary evil
  • better to rule in hell than serve in heaven
  • Devil – devil take the hindmost
  • there is no Devil, there is just God when he’s drunk.
  • The devil you know
  • Crafty devil
  • Devil and the deep blue sea
  • Devil of a time
  • Devil to pay
  • idle hands are the devil’s playthings.
  • Speak of the devil and he will appear
  • Devil’s in the details
  • Devil accordion
  • explaining hell to the savages
  • Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel
  • Combo!
    • Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don’t
    • better angels of our nature
  • Speak the truth and shame the devil
  • Pain Management: sick bed (dying man, kid with “get well” balloon, sad adults, priest behind headboard with angel and devil marionettes. Morphine drip.
    • Dr Indoctrinate’s Morality Puppet Playtime
  • relatively speaking (name of show?)
  • paper mache mephistopheles (fake devil, wannabe evil guy)
  • going to hell in a handbasket
  • devil’s advocate
  • we’ll be in heaven before the devil knows we’re dead
  • “There ain’t no devil, there is only god when he’s drunk”
  • I hope they serve _______ in hell.

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BLACK CATS

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  • Black cats – Buddies witch witches and demons. Evil companions and baked salmon. Wicked associates and… . Nefarious Friends and Bank Dividends (monopoly and chance card). 
  • Black cats – cute cat playing or bathing, sleeping on a pillow, thinking evil thoughts. “Rationalizations and Evil Associations.”
  • People riding black cats, with superstitions in text
  • birds fly because cats cant
  • cat-a-tonic
  • kit cat clock

♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈♠️🐈


GERMAN SAUSAGE IDIOMS

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  • sausage on a stick truck
  • pretzel truck
  • schnitzel truck
  • Das ist mir Wurst. = That’s sausage to me.
    • Meaning: either is fine, doesn’t make a difference to me
  • eine Extrawurst verlangen = to ask for an extra sausage
    • Meaning: to ask for special treatment
  • Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei = Everything has one end, only the sausage has two
    • Meaning: everything comes to an end, 
  • “Du hast Schwein gehabt” = You had a pig
    • Meaning: you were lucky and survived by the skin of your teeth.
  • ‘Extra Wurst’ = “extra sausage”.
    • Meaing: you’re a bit of a prima donna.
  • Jemandem eine Extrawurst braten = To fry an extra sausage for someone
    • Meaning: giving someone preferential treatment. In medieval times, a sausage was a special delicacy for poor people and an extra sausage would be a real treat.
  • Mit der Wurst nach dem Schinken werfen = To throw the sausage after the bacon
    • Meaning: that you invest or sacrifice something of lower value to gain something of higher value. 
    • You can also turn this phrase on its head (throwing the bacon after the sausage) to describe spending or investing a lot for little return.
  • Die beleidigte Leberwurst spielen = To play the sulking liver sausage
    • Meaning: a person who is sulking, most likely about trivial things – or at least their disposition isn’t being taken seriously. 
    • refers to beliefs from the middle-ages and up until the 17th/18th century, that people’s spirit and particularly anger originates in the liver.
  • Jetzt geht’s um die Wurst! = It’s all about the sausage now!
    • Meaning: making an effort to get what you want.
    • – It dates back to the days of country fairs where people would participate in games and the prize for the winner would often be a sausage.

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MIXED DRANKS

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  • chocolate and milk
  • guiness and apple cider – adam
  • appletini – eve
  • gyn and tonic: here’s to malaria
  • red bull and vodka
  • red bull and Jaeger – art drank
  • wine squirt – ghetto sangria
  • tequila and OJ
  • martini – I like it dirty, devil in the glass with olive
  • monkey wrench – pink grapefruit juice and gold rum
  • boilermaker – whiskey beer
  • whiskey sour
  • buttery nipple – butterscotch schnapps and irish cream
  • champagne and oj – mimosa
  • coffee and kahlua
  • rum and coke
  • bloody mary: fried chicken, pizza, hamburger, rubber duck, rosary, prescription bottle, skull, celery, lemon, knife, fork, statue of liberty, cash, hotdog, salt and pepper shaker
  • beer tomato juice: Micheladas: cow head, taco, bowl of soup, Manu, Insta model, candy skull, car keys, flowers, cactus, fiesta medal, high heal shoe, luchador, lime,
  • mangonada: chamoy and lucas –

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ALIENS

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  • UFO sucking up a taco truck
  • UFO sucking up an ice cream truck
  • UFO sucking up a virgin mary
  • UFO sucking up blue bell
  • UFO sucking up mangonada truck

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FOOD “AND” FEELINGS

🍏🥪🥙🍟🍔🥦🥑🥨🧀🍜🍏🥪🥙🍟🍔🥦🥑🥨🧀🍜🍏🥪🥙🍟🍔🥦🥑

  • soft pretzels and self pityhopelessness and hotdogs
  • “Chili Queens and Dialysis Machines”
  • “Self actualize with Frito Pies”
  • “Hood rat snacks and regressive tax”
  • “Spanish missions and fiery perdition”
  • Quarter Pounders and Quiet Persistence
  • Phony Messiah and over-ripe Papaya
  • Allegory and alka seltzer
  • Angst a la mode
  • Baked brie and absurdity
  • Cinnabons and self hate
  • Debilitating dread and deviled eggs
  • Ruminations and Libations
  • ennui martini
  • Jager and useless passion
  • Mimosas and mea culpas
  • Peppermints and Purposelessness
  • Regret au gratin
  • Transience and trans fats
  • cinnabons and self analysis
  • deviled eggs and despair
  • french fries and fear of death
  • judgement and jellied eggs
  • night terrors and tapas
  • paralyzing fear and fresh fruit
  • cold apathy and empanadas
  • Cedar Fever and Under Achievers
  • —————————————————
  • killing time and …
  • Self-debasement and…
    • Definition of selfdebasement. : the act or process of lowering oneself in status, esteem, quality, or character : the act or process of debasing oneself humility bordering on selfdebasement.
  • Minced oaths and….
  • …and sycophants
  • …and atavistic endeavors (hipsters engaging in old fashioned activities)
  • …and bottled up anger
  • Missions and…
  • OCD and… (Hand washing)
  • Vim and vigor and….Apple vinegar
  • Xenophobia and …
  • anxiety and…
  • …and a herd of turtles
  • …and moral ambiguity
  • …And willful ignorance
  • …and the banality of evil
    • (following prescribed conduct with respect to that system, while remaining blind to the moral consequences of what the system was doing)
    • Self-abasement might have a religious aspect for those seeking humility before God, perhaps in the context of monastic or cenobitic lifestyle. Wikipedia
  • Deplorabilia and
  • categorical imperatives and…
  • Unyielding melancholy and…
  • Vinegar, veggies, venison, veal, vermicelli, vodka vermouth, violence and voyeurism
  • Momento Mori and…
  • Conflicting imperatives and…
  • Tragic one-liners and…
  • Cognitive dissidence and…
  • Absolution and…
  • …Value judgements…
  • …Universal truths…
  • …Objective truth…
  • …Skepticism…
  • …Dread…
  • Terror…
  • Revulsion…
  • Asychronicity
  • …Existential anguish…
  • …Indignation…
  • …Cosmic fear…
  • …Uneasiness…
  • …Acute distress…
  • …Hollowness…
  • …Alienation…
  • The anguish of…being,
  • nothingness,
  • freedom,
  • death
  • The Absence of God and…
  • nothingness…
  • Moral obligations
  • Contented pigs
  • Preoccupation
  • Empty abstraction
  • Personal inadequacy
  • Alienation
  • Ambivalence
  • Vanity
  • Pessimistic conclusions
  • Precariousness
  • “Useless passion”
  • Perpetual sorrow
  • Deep Despair
  • Ambivalence
  • Futility
  • Suffering
  • Blame
  • Having to choose
  • Moral consequences and…cookie cakes
  • Inauthenticity and…
  • Inhibitions and…
  • Insecurity
  • Insignificance
  • Isolation
  • Judgements
  • Limitations and…
  • Meaninglessness
  • Searching for meaning
  • Mortality
  • Repressed urges and…
  • Responsibility
  • Self analysis
  • Selfishness
  • Spiritual death
  • Subjectivity
  • Tired metaphors
  • Indifferent universe
  • Cosmic joke
  • Ego depletion
  • Pessimism
  • Morbid conclusions
  • Plausible deniability and…
  • Self pity and…
  • Shame and…
  • Singularity

Here’s a list of 100 emotions and feelings that are often associated with existential angst, reflecting the complex and often intense inner states one might experience when grappling with life’s meaning, freedom, isolation, and inevitable mortality:

  • Anxiety
  • Nihilism
  • Loneliness
  • Despair
  • Dread
  • Fear
  • Confusion
  • Helplessness
  • Hopelessness
  • Disillusionment
  • Boredom
  • Overwhelm
  • Sadness
  • Alienation
  • Emptiness
  • Indifference
  • Grief
  • Frustration
  • Isolation
  • Lack of meaning
  • Insecurity
  • Guilt
  • Anger
  • Uncertainty
  • Self-doubt
  • Regret
  • Futility
  • Conflicted
  • Absurdity
  • Skepticism
  • Desperation
  • Terror
  • Apathy
  • Numbness
  • Fear of death
  • Malaise
  • Anguish
  • Frivolity (the recognition of life’s triviality)
  • Mournfulness
  • Resignation
  • Sad acceptance
  • Powerlessness
  • Existential pain
  • Vulnerability
  • Tedium
  • Unfulfillment
  • Paranoia
  • Cynicism
  • Awe (at the vastness of nothingness)
  • Frantic searching
  • Absurdity of existence
  • Freaked out
  • Longing for escape
  • Dissatisfaction
  • Lethargy
  • Discomfort
  • Nostalgia for something undefined
  • Self-consciousness
  • Cognitive dissonance
  • Unmoored
  • Ego death
  • Unanswerable questions
  • Alienation from self
  • Self-loathing
  • Resentment
  • Conformity fatigue
  • Meaninglessness
  • Restlessness
  • Inadequacy
  • Existential disillusionment
  • Uncertainty about purpose
  • Suffocation
  • Shame
  • Struggling with identity
  • Paradoxical relief (from embracing absurdity)
  • Lack of direction
  • Fear of the unknown
  • Exhaustion
  • Disconnection
  • Fear of insignificance
  • Craving for validation
  • Mourning for unrealized potential
  • Hopeless yearning
  • Existential isolation
  • Doubt
  • Chronic questioning
  • Inner conflict
  • Disconnection from others
  • Fractured self-concept
  • Existential boredom
  • Lack of fulfillment
  • Existential confusion
  • Helpless longing
  • Fear of non-existence
  • Non-belonging
  • Cognitive overload
  • Indecision
  • Feeling of being lost
  • Recognition of the absurdity of social norms
  • Ambivalence

These emotions represent a complex web of feelings that come with existential angst—sometimes paralyzing, sometimes illuminating—when we confront the reality that our existence is finite, often uncertain, and possibly without inherent meaning. Each emotion reflects the tension between seeking purpose and confronting the overwhelming vastness of the universe, time, and our own mortality.

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Kernels of Some Truly Genius Shit

  • Persona Non gratta
  • Bacchus Trump on super duper missile
  • John Henry’s
    • delivery
    • grocery checkers
    • other people being replaced by machines
  • Gringo non grata 
  • Eat our own cooking. 
  • sedimentary:
    • dead things: nicknacks and dead people buried
    • deep water: layers of water, rig on top
    • turtles all the way down: layers of turtle fabrics under universe of stars
    • church on top: old gods buried beneath, religious fabrics
  • his beard is tedius as it is long
  • Artisian whole grain gluten free bread and well regulated animal free circuses
  • Isaac’s – pics of him being miserable at different ages
  • Manic cursing rooster
  • intellectual alamo: moderate trumpers
  • mutually assured consumption – cow and farmer stair across at each other grain glows up center from dirt filled with devils and bones angels in clouds pee on grain.
  • Identity politics
  • Good enough to be the truth 
  • What a friend we have in cheeses 
  • To be or not to be…quoth the raven
  • mitocondial eve
  • All I need is a little bit of coffee, and a whole lot of Jesus!
  • the duality of opposites as the organizing principle of the universe.
  • Jaegermeister Meisterjaeger 
  • A hit dog will holler – Shakespeare “me thinks you doth protest too much”
  • Volatizing the esters = stirring up shit
  • Legal discourse
  • god shaped hole: eye looks through hole in knowledge (book? tapestry?)
  • god of the gaps:
  • Manners are too little, morals are too much
  • line of cutout shoes…why? (Needs juxtaposition of some sort)
  • Soup to Nuts
  • paint the town – brush with city scape bristles (red)
  • Karma: the law of cause-and-effect. Or as some might say, “plant a ‘tater, get a ‘tater.”
  • post modern plaid – mixed plaids, no rules, relativism, everything is equally valid
  • Deist’s Advocate: enabler
  • spoilt for choice – so many choices
  • fistulated cow
  • deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards: self portraits highlighting deterioration
  • death in the afternoon: Hemingway book about bullfighting
  • dirt farmer
  • existential to do list:
    • embrace anxiety
    • find oneself
    • live in accordance with self
    • act authentically
    • achieve meaning

Stephen king quotes:

  • We all float down here
  • Redrum
  • Get busy living or get busy dying
  • I’m your number one fan
  • They’re all gonna laugh at you
  • I can see your dirty pillows
  • Sic balls

Some Quotes I Pasted Into This List 🤔

Seek after meaning and value within the tortured appreciation of his own individual foresakenness…

“More often have I seen a cat reason than laugh or weep” humans feeling not reasoning animals

“Perhaps it laughs or weeps inwardly—but then perhaps,also inwardly, the crab solves equations of the second degree.”

Shitcakes and Snooze: A Gigantic Waste of Time

Pancakes and Booze? More like shitcakes and snooze, am I right!? LOL, BURN! 🔥

So, I heard about this thing early in the summer and figured it sounded like fun. I don’t know why. I’m an eternal optimist maybe? Or I thought it would be an excuse to have fun somewhere? I didn’t have anything else art related going on? I need to post this and maybe use it as a reminder to never do a hacked together, poorly curated, booze driven group show ever again. Why do I put myself through the disappointment, embarrassment and shame associated with wasted time, effort and money? Never again.

  1. I didn’t know when set up started. I asked and never found out. Turns out I was two hours later than everyone else and almost had to drive back home because there was so little room left. So that was a fun lack of organization. First come, first serve? Fine. But with no limit as to how much room anyone could take, there was no guarantee there would be space for everyone they accepted.
  2. The place was a dump. Temporary walls were set up throughout a dingy dark shabby cramped Austin music venue, resulting in a cramped maze, lined with the creative excretions of every sort of freak. It was more of a haunted house than art event.
  3. No one was there to buy art. Of course they weren’t. I wasn’t expecting much, but I was hoping for better. It was just a regular Friday night Austin freak show. Not as much of a hipster scene as a hive of degenerate sewer people.
  4. The pancakes were in a corner of the bar that was hard to get in and out of and the line of people caused a traffic jam that wasn’t worth the trouble.
  5. The stage had no room in front of it so the scrub DJs they had pushing buttons and tweaking knobs couldn’t be seen. Not that there was much to see. The first act was a young couple. They had a friend who, despite not being particularly attractive, took off her skirt and walked around in a bustier, fishnets and Chuck Taylors with her butt cheeks hanging out for no apparent reason.
  6. No body painting. I guess that fad is dead? I won’t miss it, but it is interesting how a few years ago, every event featured young ladies in their underwear smeared with cheap Walmart acrylics. Vaguely burlesque and naughty, it kind of signaled that you were at the right kind of party, but it also kind of made me uncomfortable. I guess I never got to witness the higher end body painting so I just ended up feeling bad for everyone involved. At least I was spared that awkwardness at this event.
  7. It wasn’t fun. It’s work. And you sit there exhausted after preparing and driving andsetting up and sweating. The place barely had room for the artists, DJs and their friends. Other people may have shuffled through but it wasn’t many and no one really wanted to look at art. We didn’t get pancakes or get drunk or make new friends. Kinfolk Art from Dallas was set up next to me. He and his wife were cool. But they were sober too and tired and not thrilled with the event either.

A couple of people saw my work and got excited. Trouble is, they were probably so pleased because they didn’t expect to find anything worth a damn in this sad pit of mediocrity. I’m still no closer to figuring out a place for me in Austin. Maybe there isn’t one. I’m sure I could find places that I like, but I’m still not sure if there is a market. People want prints. They can’t buy art when all of their money goes toward craft brews, organic gluten free tacos and rent.

I’m sure it’s just me. This and other group art shows aren’t necessarily a waste of time for everyone. These events are for younger artists, hacks who need to get it out of their systems and vaguely artistic booths selling stickers, shirts and nicknacks. It isn’t want I’m looking for. I sometimes think that because I’m pushing Texas cultural pop art, I need to be out where the culture is happening. That isn’t true. I need to be where the people are out looking for art to buy.

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Prickly Pear Series: Cultural Significance of the Incredible Edible Cactus

Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear, is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. Prickly pears are also known as nopal from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads.

Wikipedia knows all the things.

As I ramped up my renewed, grown up, adult period of art making as Moe Profane, I knew I was going to try to neuter symbols of their significance by poking fun of them and their arbitrary power. Years later, looking back at what I had done, I realized that I had begun to treat sacred and mundane subject matter I was seeing and exposed it all as new kind of pop culture imagery. By juxtaposing it in ways that reflected South Texas Culture back at the locals through the eyes of and brain of a fascinated new comer, I took a sideways glance at it all, honoring their cultural beauty, laughing away any pretension, and highlighting some of the complexity of cultures that participated in their creation.

This has had me on the look out for things that define what is essentially Texan beyond the cliches, distilling subtle everyday objects into imagery that people will relate to. On a trip to Marfa earlier this year, I didn’t appreciate anything I saw as much as all of the prickly pear I saw growing everywhere. It’s modularity, it’s persistence and hardiness. It’s beautiful flowers and off-putting spines. How it defends itself even as it offers up nutritious tasty foods and medicinal applications. How it was used by indigenous people and how something so wild is still used to decorate our outside spaces.


People and Prickly Pears

There is an Aztec origin myth of some sort where the Aztec people had to leave where they lived and find a new place to build a city. They would know the right spot when the found an eagle perched upon a prickly pear cactus,  eating a snake. When they found that place, they named it “Tenochtitlàn”, meaning “place of the prickly pear cactus”.

The prickly pear has long been used in many ways. Indigenous people used the actual paddles of the plant to make juice used to treat burns. They also drank the juices to treat hepatitis. The pads, or nopales are filled with vitamins and calcium and were incorporated into their diet. Both the pads and the fruit still frequently appear in markets in Mexico and parts of the U.S.

In midsummer many different groups would converge on the area in southern Texas where prickly pear was ripening, and this was their favorite time of the year.

Symbolic Significance

Anything so culturally important will inevitably develop symbolic significance as well. The prickly pear and cactus in general is an obvious symbol of hope and endurance in harsh conditions. To many Native Americans, the yellow cactus flowers were a mother symbol representing a mother’s unconditional love and their patience and selfless protection.


Food and Medicine

A mother’s protective qualities were projected upon the cactus flower due to its medicinal properties. The pulp and juice was used to treat numerous wounds and sickness due to digestive inflammations.

The healing purposes of prickly pear and its use as a food has been know for centuries. Loaded with protein and vitamins, the prickly pear pads have been used to treat diabetes, stomach problems, cuts and bruises, sunburn, windburn, constipation, and cold symptoms. Folk remedies abound, such as the one that involves heating the pads and placing them on a cold sufferer’s chest to relieve congestion.

Churches and convents were coated in paint made with prickly pear after it was discovered in rural Mexico that could be used to make a highly effective waterproof paint for homes.

In rural areas prickly pear has been used as an effective way to mark property lines, as well as a protective barrier against predators, both animal and human.

The pads are often fed to dairy cows in Northern Mexico. The milk produced these cows is highly coveted.


We Still Love the Prickly Pear

The significance of the prickly pear is recognized still today as it is the Official State Plant of Texas.

WHEREAS, The State of Texas has traditionally recognized certain terrestrial forms indigenous to the state as official state symbols; and

WHEREAS, The bluebonnet, the pecan tree, and the mockingbird are examples of some natural specimens that serve to symbolize the rich diversity of the plains, forests, skies, and mountains of our vast state; and

WHEREAS, In keeping with this custom, the designation of the prickly pear cactus as the official state plant will provide suitable recognition for this hearty and beautiful denizen of the Texas landscape; and

WHEREAS, A native of the American Southwest and the Sonoran Desert region of Mexico, the prickly pear cactus provided nourishment to the earliest inhabitants of those regions, and both the sweet, fleshy fruit and the broad, flat stems were incorporated into tasty dishes; and

WHEREAS, Tunas, the prickly pear fruit, and nopales, which are made from the stem, have since become staples of the Mexican diet, and their growing popularity in Lone Star cuisine can be attributed to Texans’ appreciation for unusual and distinctive foods; and

WHEREAS, In recent years, the prickly pear cactus has been successfully exported and naturalized to tropical areas around the world, and it has proven to be a popular landscape choice for all who want to have a little bit of Texas in their own backyards; and

WHEREAS, This adaptable plant can survive under many different environmental conditions, and thus can be found from the hill country of Central Texas to the windswept plateaus and arid mountains of West Texas; because it thrives in a harsh climate that few plants can bear, the prickly pear cactus is often grown as forage for cattle and has had a tremendous positive impact on the vital Texas cattle industry; and

WHEREAS, Rugged, versatile, and uniquely beautiful, the prickly pear cactus has made numerous contributions to the landscape, cuisine, and character of the Lone Star State, and thus it is singularly qualified to represent the indomitable and proud Texas spirit as an official state symbol; now, therefore, be it

RESOLVED, That the 74th Legislature of the State of Texas hereby designate the prickly pear cactus as the official state plant of Texas.


So What Am I Gonna Do About It?

I researched, read about and wrote all this so I can appreciate all the way prickly pears have been used and what they have meant. By doing so I can understand what they mean to people today and better reflect that back to people in a way they may be able to identify with.

All of this has led me to come up with a list of ideas that could be just the start of a whole new series and defining addition to my subject matter and technique from now on…if I can maintain the focus to do so. 😬

These include brand new ideas and even the inspiration to revisit past concepts with an extra layer of meaning and visual complexity. People love a little visual complexity.

  • Ice cream: Blue bell, cows, cream,
  • Lone star: I have the idea of a cactus catching and holding various famous Texas brands that may be blowing in the wind. This is an obvious one.
  • Shiner: see above, only I like Shiner more.
  • Road signs: A way to incorporate specific places in Texas and highlight how widespread prickly pears are throughout the state.
  • Surf Texas: Wave and rig inside bull skull, Skeltons in hats in the eyes. Cactus growing up behind the skull, providing contrast of rugged scrubby Texas landscape with the tropical association of surfing.
  • Nudes in nature: only with prickly pears will assault the viewers’ psyches with the vulnerability of being naked around all those cactus needles.
  • Prickly pear and highway signs: evoke the memories of driving balls out across the flat expanse with old rusted road signs and cactuses zipping past.  
  • Prickly pear fiesta hat
  • Large modular prickly pear taking up a whole wall – Texas critters and litter of famous brands hidden inside. 
  • Run for the Border: An old idea I made with Trump holding a brick of cheddar cheese and a grater, showing his ignorance regarding the perceived threat he want to protect us from, standing behind a wall protected from negative stereotypes of Mexican Culture. Adding a prickly pear behind would provide visual complexity and a context for the other things to live in, but would also add a big of meaning from its connection with thriving in harsh environments
  • Art drank – prickly pear growing in big soda cup, with crushed monster and toppled jaeger: This may be too personal with myself being represented growing out of the cup after I’ve drank my art show lubricant – Jaeger and Monster Energy Drink
  • Free Range, Suburban, Urban Chickens (cactus in ground, in a flower bed, in a pot): Again, more complexity but the cactus’ and the chickens’ changing contexts will show the adaptability of them both

This is just the start. Now I need to start painting some damn nopales!

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Pancakes and Booze: Promising First Step into Austin Art Scene?

Batter sizzles, beer foams, and canvas lines the walls from ceiling to floor as hundreds, if not thousands, of revelers indulge in endless pancakes.

You had me at Pancakes and booze!

I like both of those things! AND since so much of my work already has food and booze at its subject matter, this is an event that was made especially for me.

So far I’ve been accepted to the shows in Austin, Oct 4 and Houston, Nov 15 but there will be on in San Antonio this December as well. Here are some of the works I already have along with more ideas I’ll be working on for these shows.

AVOCADO HAND: STIGMATA

11/2018 — 17.25″ x 21″

Acrylic, candles on used fence pickets.


TEJANA: HEIDI

02/2018 — 33.5″ x 34.5″

Acrylic on used fence pickets.


KEEP TACOS WEIRD

06/2016 — 43″ x 28″

Acrylic on used fence pickets.

  • Redo: Delayed Gratification – old men praying over tacos
  • Redo: Acrimony and Cheese – retro house wife flipping the bird over a crock pot full of cheese
  • Prickly Pear: Ice Cream – a vague idea about combining prickly pear cutout pieces and ice cream. Maybe growing out of an ice cream container
  • Prickly Pear: Shiner – a vaguer idea about combining prickly pear cutout pieces and Shiner beer. Growing out of an empty case…bottles scattered.
  • Mimosas and Mea Culpas – a not so vague idea but kind of still pretty vague featuring hung over woman or three gathered around, avoiding eye contact drinking mimosas at their brunch.
  • Butterworth virgin: I’ll manage to figure out what to do around a Mrs. Butterworth Virgin Mary idea.

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Nihilism and Nanner Puddin: A Big Hit with the Houston Press

My 2014 Houston show is home again in San Antonio. What’s left of it. I sold a few. Meh, I’ll take it. I hear there was a buzz about it from other artists and people from Houston and others who were visiting got a big kick out of it too.

As for press, I got mentions in the usual blogs and bulletin boards but I got a nice write up in the Houston Press. Gus Kopriva, owner Redbud, the gallery hosting my show, was even surprised at the attention. He says his shows don’t get that much play. I must have really caught there eye.

I made the 5 Top Things to do the week of June 5-12 on the Houston Press site.

I also got two images and a write up in the print edition. Still waiting on the calls to start coming in.

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I Should Post Here More Instead of Stupid Facebook

Tossing free content onto Facebook for immediate gratification. I’ve been told that is dumb. Why not post on the blog and use facebook to promote it? I doubt anyone would care. But I guess it can’t hurt to keep trying to build up content on here and see if I hit critical mass. I have had a decent amount of sales off people finding this site on the googles.

This blog post makes some compelling arguments. Maybe I’ll go through facebook, mining my deeper thoughts and repost on here? This I think is the most compelling point it makes:

Blogs benefit from SEO efforts, which help pull in more traffic from Google and the other search engines. Facebook is largely not indexed, or not searched high up on the ranks without special filters to search specifically through the social network, so the content you post directly on the site is much less valuable.”

It’s 2014, let’s see how this goes. That’s a lie, I’m updating this 08/20/2020 as I go through old posts and update them to work on my new wordpress theme. Anyway, if I do blog on here and then share the posts on facebook, at least I won’t get so many timeouts for calling out rednecks and crackers.

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Time For Revisiting Less Successful Work

Deadlines are great. They make me more productive than any creative itch possibly can. The trouble is that getting into a rush prevents me from stopping to really look at a piece as the idea is developed and guide it toward a more pleasing conclusion. The good news is that you now have a work that can be revisited and edited and made anew for the next show.

This is what I’m currently doing with “Our Lady of the Lawn” completed back in February 2013 for a show I had 3 weeks to prepare for.

“Lady of the Lawn” 2013

This is the initial draft from which I was working.

Perhaps the saturation of colors and differences in tones makes the digital sketch hold up better, but the final product had no well defined focal point. The flamingos rather than being benign plastic static guardians of our holy mother in her bathtub shrine, are competing visually with her, the focal point. I believe they have a role in a more symmetrical composition, but with this asymmetrical set up, they just make the whole thing lopsided.

Then there is the argument for simplicity. I have been advised to distill my imagery even more, to stop slowing people down with arcane, personal symbolism and feature more the imagery that supports the intended emotional focus of the piece. I’m not sure if I agree with that completely but it is something to consider. Do I force the additional kitsch value of the flamingos to highlight the absurdity of decorating your hard with shrines to a virginal vessel of God’s seed? Or, do I allow the angel and devil to express their distaste, the pilgrim gnomes and the typography do so nearly as effectively without knocking the composition off kilter?

I guess not.

Last night I started sanding off the flamingos. Then I realized the orientation of the text will need to be adjusted and perhaps the rays of light accentuated.

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Existential Dinner Party Revisited: Distress, Diversions and Comfort Food

Self Doubt and Sauerkraut painting by Moe Profane
“Self Doubt and Sauerkraut” – 2012 version

My “elevator speech.” for this series has been lacking, I recently realized. People see the food, they see the ubiquitous devil and angel, the distressed individual, and they ask, “What does it mean?” I’m not interested in applying secret meanings postmortem, but I have thought more about how this idea was hatched and what it was about it that I found compelling.

I, as the artist, try to avoid decoding exactly the associations my brain pieces together. I don’t want to hinder creativity, inhibit visual expression, and decrease my production by having to craft everything I do into a finely honed allegory. I want unconscious associations to live, grow and evolve into surprisingly complex and rich juxtapositions that “synergize” into deeper truths. In other words I don’t sweat it. If it amuses me, I paint it.

So of course, it really isn’t important for me for the viewer to be able to cast his eyes on my piece and immediately decider its “message”. I try to provide a sideways glance at reality, to unveil the secret power of symbolic meaning and to help myself and others to stop and think about why we do what we do and why we feel the way we feel. I’m not telling stories, and I’m not trying to just make pretty pictures.

People need hints from time to time and when their interest is piqued, they ask questions. I welcome that, but I don’t always have a good answer ready. The risk is always in making the mystical complexities of a slowly developed, living, breathing painting into a simple verbal decoding. People will assume there is nothing more to discover and move on.

I have long stood back and marveled at we humans’ need to find a cultural excuse to party en masse on almost a monthly basis. We are living from diversion to diversion, ignoring the painful, scary randomness of reality. These painting are simply an illustration of how we numb ourselves to existential angst with arbitrary celebrations, comfort foods, drugs and drinks.

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Displaying Art in a Bar: Making the Most of Opportunities

You have to plan, anticipate and ask questions, especially if you don’t get to see the space before arriving to set up. I had the chance to take some art to New Orleans recently. It was something I have been wanting to do for years. The issue was that it was one night only, in a bar, and I had no idea what to expect.

I started with lots of questions with the organizer. Poor young lady. Just a senior at Tulane, she was used to other young folks who were inexperienced and just happy to have a space to show their college portfolios…not a surly, 40 year-old, stressed out stranger from San Antonio who was questioning everything.

After getting the info on the barricades we would have at our disposal, I sketched this up:

And here are some pics of how it turned out:

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*photos by Carl Bordelon